Register to remove this ad, it's free! Ok let me explain the title This morning I found a bag of cookies that I had lost yesterday. When I found them this morning I decided that I would eat them this afternoon under My favourite tree, which happens to be a moderately skinny tree. Anyway, so when I get to the tree I sit down and start to eat the three cookies that came in the bag. (it was advertised that there were 8 cookies in the bag, I mean come on Generic cookie brand, I know you can do better than that. I should sue So when I get to the last cookie... A Freekin' Branch falls off the tree and knocks the cookie out of my hand. So I yelled "WHAT KIND OF TREE ARE YOU" "YOU DON'T JUST GO KNOCKING PEOPLES COOKIES OUT OF THEIR HANDS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, YOU DON'T EVEN MEET THE REQUIREMENTS FOR HAVING A COOKIE" "YOU NEED AN ARM(optional), A HAND (MANDATORY), AND AT LEAST ONE SET OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS (THAT MEANS TWO THUMBS, YOU BRAINLESS PIECE OF FIRE WOOD)" - heavy breathing - So how did this tree's knocking a cookie out of my hand ruin gaming for me today, and possibly for the rest of the week you ask? Well I got three blisters ... While chopping down the tree of course
chopping down that tree was probably the 2nd worst idea I've had all week, mainly because i actually used and axe, and it was pretty dull
Here's what you do. Use the bark and make it into toilet paper. Wipe your ass with it, that'll show him!
